Well. That. Was a day of cricket. Or possibly three days jammed into one.
England lead by 49 runs with Nathan Lyon and Brendan Doggett at the crease. Even by modern Ashes standards. That is wild. Some absolute T20 batting - and that’s being generous - as batters in both line-ups simply threw their wickets away.
Steve Smith trudges off - a familiar sight for Australia’s batsmen on day one.Credit: Getty Images
Fair play of course to Mitchell Starc, Doggett, Jofra Archer, Brydon Carse and Ben Stokes. They produced some fine fast bowling, particularly the English speedsters. But some of the batting and dismissals late for the Australian line-up - haunting stuff.
Australia’s final session at the crease? Don’t look - they lost 8-106.
Make sure you join us again tomorrow for day two. Because it’s a brave fan expecting this one to get to days four and five - best to make the most of your Ashes cricket while you can.